[Guest]

There's your first problem... Girls from Cedar Falls haha. Were they UNI girls or Hawkeye girls lol

please. I stay above logan and dash, i at least stick with UNI girls :lol:

 

[bullcan]

Who knew herpes could make you run a fever ^

I hope he doesn't have meningitis. No one wants to die a virgin.:lol:

 

[Guest]

I hope he doesn't have meningitis. No one wants to die a virgin.:lol:

Amen. Remember the girl I brought down to auggies hunting party? Getting back together with her so there's that.

 

[UIUhunter4]

please. I stay above logan and dash, i at least stick with UNI girls :lol:

Funniest thing I've heard all day haha

 

[bullcan]

Amen. Remember the girl I brought down to auggies hunting party? Getting back together with her so there's that.

She was good looking, but she seemed way too innocent for my taste.

 

[Guest]

She was good looking, but she seemed way too innocent for my taste.

You would think, but she's a catholic remember? :lol:

 

[wfd845]

How's everyone doing tonight

 

[BAILEY]

I might not be doing so good tomorrow after having this stuff.

 

[UIUhunter4]

My stomach is a gurgling something up bad! Damn enchiladas

 

[Guest]

My fever finally broke, looks like I won't have to chop down any trees

 

[UIUhunter4]

About to say f*** this work thing today and go home. Lots of better things I could be doing that's for sure

 

[CaptnKy]

please. I stay above logan and dash, i at least stick with UNI girls :lol:

C'mon man, Ain't a thing wrong with dem' hawkeye girls. Just gotta do some sorting.

And she's a catholic? Pre-med?

 

[bullcan]

You would think, but she's a catholic remember? :lol:

You'd have a better chance of getting a blowjob from a Jewish girl than a Catholic girl.

 

[bigbuckhunter88]

C'mon man, Ain't a thing wrong with dem' hawkeye girls. Just gotta do some sorting.

And she's a catholic? Pre-med?

The Hawkeye girls were just as much fun as the UNI ones, just had to sort through them and find one that was easy on the eyes and liked to have fun. Most were alot less stuck up than the UNI ones anyway.

 

[UIUhunter4]

Nothing a paper bag can't fix! Kind of like the Upper Iowa girls.. pick through the season whores and ugly ones and have about a fifth of whiskey or a 12 pack and you might find one to take home. And try to stay away from all the leather lips as well, there a bunch of stuck up bitches who are in more in love with their horses.

 

[Guest]

C'mon man, Ain't a thing wrong with dem' hawkeye girls. Just gotta do some sorting.

And she's a catholic? Pre-med?

No it's not the pre med, it's the ex lol. We talked with Katie about this on the dock I think? Maybe we should ask someone who was sober lol

 

[CaptnKy]

Blonde or brunette? I thought the brunette was premed? I'm more partial to the brunettes. Less of the stupid crazy and more in the sack crazy.

If I had a nickel for every blonde that pulled the dead fish....

 

[CaptnKy]

No it's not the pre med, it's the ex lol. We talked with Katie about this on the dock I think? Maybe we should ask someone who was sober lol

Katie was like Wendy peppercorn up on that dock, and you sat there staring just like squibs. I'm surprised you didn't try the fake drowning on her.

 

[UIUhunter4]

^ greatest movie reference ever haha

 

[BAILEY]

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