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Hell, I figured we may need a fresh topic in this forum, so I figured I'd start a topic that'd be an interesting one to hear. If you've got a funny one/awesome one, share it.
 

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Ok, I'll start it off when I get home from work.
 

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Well I was house sitting and dog sitting for a couple while and I had my lady friend over for the night. The dogs roam the house, but never come into the bedrooms. So while we were right in the middle of things, I felt a cold, wet object touch my ass. Well here were the three labs watching us and the oldest dog decided to stuff around.
 

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Well i was driving down the road when I saw a sheep with his head stuck in a fence and ................................. :lol:
 

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SNOTS said:
Well i was driving down the road when I saw a sheep with his head stuck in a fence and ................................. :lol:
lil mutten's better than nuttin????
 

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Shortly after I got divorced, a friend of mine decided I needed to get laid (I didn't exactly disagree) so she introduced me to one of her friends that night and several of us hung out as a group. Me and the girl I met (call her Amy) went to the bars downtown for a bit to get to know each other. We came back and hung out with our mutual friend and some other friends for a bit, then started getting frisky and decided to take it to my bedroom (important thing to remember - my bedroom was directly connected to the living room.) After 45 minutes of fucking the shit out of her (she was on her back w/ legs in air), there's no blood left in my brain, and I pull out to bust on her stomach. Being winded, somewhat drunk and having no blood in my brain I go to rest my head on her stomach without thinking for a bit and feel my jizz on my face.

I head out of my room to the bathroom to clean up, walking through the living room where the rest of my friends were and a friend of mine exclaims, "Zach, what's all over your hair?!" He didn't need to ask. Not only did I get my own jizz on my face, but managed a huge glob in my hair as well. Awesome...
 

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Zach said:
Shortly after I got divorced, a friend of mine decided I needed to get laid (I didn't exactly disagree) so she introduced me to one of her friends that night and several of us hung out as a group. Me and the girl I met (call her Amy) went to the bars downtown for a bit to get to know each other. We came back and hung out with our mutual friend and some other friends for a bit, then started getting frisky and decided to take it to my bedroom (important thing to remember - my bedroom was directly connected to the living room.) After 45 minutes of fucking the shit out of her (she was on her back w/ legs in air), there's no blood left in my brain, and I pull out to bust on her stomach. Being winded, somewhat drunk and having no blood in my brain I go to rest my head on her stomach without thinking for a bit and feel my jizz on my face.

I head out of my room to the bathroom to clean up, walking through the living room where the rest of my friends were and a friend of mine exclaims, "Zach, what's all over your hair?!" He didn't need to ask. Not only did I get my own jizz on my face, but managed a huge glob in my hair as well. Awesome...
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NWIOWA_DUCKHUNTER said:
This thread could go away! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :oops:
Haha. Thought it'd be fun one! Sorry, I'm kind of a grody son of a bitch.
 

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bahaha this thread is dangerous.
 

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Oscar said:
OK Belle....Your turn
I feel like these are stories best left for the bar or the duck boat.... internet, not so much!!
 

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Oh, it's safe in this section! :wink:
 

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IIII don't think so. :lol:
 
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