Best sex story
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shhhhhhh im deer hunting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well I was house sitting and dog sitting for a couple while and I had my lady friend over for the night. The dogs roam the house, but never come into the bedrooms. So while we were right in the middle of things, I felt a cold, wet object touch my ass. Well here were the three labs watching us and the oldest dog decided to stuff around.
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lil mutten's better than nuttin????SNOTS said:
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Shortly after I got divorced, a friend of mine decided I needed to get laid (I didn't exactly disagree) so she introduced me to one of her friends that night and several of us hung out as a group. Me and the girl I met (call her Amy) went to the bars downtown for a bit to get to know each other. We came back and hung out with our mutual friend and some other friends for a bit, then started getting frisky and decided to take it to my bedroom (important thing to remember - my bedroom was directly connected to the living room.) After 45 minutes of fucking the shit out of her (she was on her back w/ legs in air), there's no blood left in my brain, and I pull out to bust on her stomach. Being winded, somewhat drunk and having no blood in my brain I go to rest my head on her stomach without thinking for a bit and feel my jizz on my face.
I head out of my room to the bathroom to clean up, walking through the living room where the rest of my friends were and a friend of mine exclaims, "Zach, what's all over your hair?!" He didn't need to ask. Not only did I get my own jizz on my face, but managed a huge glob in my hair as well. Awesome...
I head out of my room to the bathroom to clean up, walking through the living room where the rest of my friends were and a friend of mine exclaims, "Zach, what's all over your hair?!" He didn't need to ask. Not only did I get my own jizz on my face, but managed a huge glob in my hair as well. Awesome...
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This thread could go away! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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bahaha this thread is dangerous.
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way to dangerous I will politly pleed the 5th!!! i have stories that are way to naughty to share lol.
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I feel like these are stories best left for the bar or the duck boat.... internet, not so much!!Oscar said:
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IIII don't think so. :lol:
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