An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a
field browsing on acorns. The 8 pointer says, "I'm
happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."
The 4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5,
they really take care of me!" The Button buck say's
"My two are all right, better than nothing I
guess."Then all of a sudden a GIANT 18 pointer walks
out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything
like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge
scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a
telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground! Turned and
faced the three of them and snorted like a rhino ready to charge.The three
bucks looked on in amazement.The 8 pointer says, "I
could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyway?" The 4 pointer says, "You know... come to
think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!"The
button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to
him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the
middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass...
pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his
head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then
he runs back over to his buddies. His friends immediately
ask him, "What the hell are you doing!?"
"I'm just makin' sure that big sum-bitch knows
I'm a buck!"