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· Somateria spectabilis
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A taxidermist we all know and love went on vacation down south. He was feeling a little thirsty and decided to have a few drinks at the nearest tavern. Upon entering the tavern, the conversation stopped and all eyes turned to him. Feeling a little uneasy, he made his way to the bar to order a beer.
The bartender serves him and says, "Ya ain't from 'round these parts, are ya?"
Doug: "No…I'm from Iowa."
Bartender: "What is it you do up there in Iowa?"
Doug: "Well, I am a taxidermist."
Bartender: "A taxidermist…Hey Al, you ever hear of a taxidermist?"
Al: "No, never heard of it."
Bartender: "So Mr. Taxidermist, what is it you do exactly?"
Doug: "Well, I mount dead animals."
Bartender: "It's OK boys-he's one of us!"
 

· Somateria spectabilis
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What don't you guys mount dead animals? If not your missing out.

Warning*** if you see a Durango parked on the side of the interstate...well just keep driving.
I leave that to the pros.
 

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