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When we are in jeporday of losing our two seperate zones we have?????? I am starting to think that some may be using the loss of our two zones as a smoke screen to advance a personal agenda of a MO valley zone. We should be circling the wagons around our north and south zone campaign but...

IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new Apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked...

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What...

A young farm lad from Northern Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is...