GUTWRENCH - GOOSE (never heard of this)
The fast, easy and clean way to gut your birds in the field. Simply insert through vent, twist one bull turn and pull. http://www.duckcommander.com/store/duck-commander-1/accessories/goose-gutwrench-1.html
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me...