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·and a neurosurgeon and wants her husband to spend as much time possible hunting ducks and hopefully having his own tv show.
i'm dreaming.
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Beaves women tend to have a penis and beard for some reason... Ok I'm done beating on him for awhile
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lol if you find a girl like that.. Can I marry her??
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Woman with tats seem to have a little more naughty side to em.
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·She's mine and only mine lol
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Lol.. We'll if you find a wife like that I'll be your best friend and stay home while your gone to "accompany" her:cheers:
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In my younger days I liked skanks, & I had no problem threatening their lives if they gave me an STD.
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Sooo... how many lives did you threaten..? Lol
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Haha. My wife likes to snoop on my posts, & she doesn't need to know how many skanks there really were before I met her. Let's just say that "Bitch, I will cut your head off if you give me anything" is not considered dirty bedroom talk.
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does she use your log in? because this is the bar & grill, you can let it all out in here
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No roundhouse kicks back then? I'm disappointed.
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If a woman would have given me herpes I would have done a lot more than kick her. I did have 1 woman tell me she had genital warts seconds after I gave her that warning and seconds before I was going to slip in. I have never went limp so fast.
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Lol then those bumps starting popping faster than you dick got limp huh? Lol I would have gave her a big ol mushroom stamp to the forehead and threw her out.
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I will say I'm a fan of ink on chicks !! Nothing better than starring at a trap stamp when you are behind them. Plus I have ink that is visable so it don't bother me
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I gave her a big old hug, & told her to have a nice night. Then I asked her if I could sleep at her house because I really was too drunk to drive home.
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Lol. At least you didn't drive home drunk.. Or have get herpes while drunk.. Both a bad combination lol
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I used the line about being "way too drunk to drive home" with great success when I was younger so I was basically telling her that it wasn't just a line to get her to take me home. She was smoking hot and really cool, but definitely not worth a lifetime STD. For you young guys, "I'm way too drunk to drive home" is probably the absolutely best pickup line there is.
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Dreambeav... Take notes!!^^^
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Don't get so drunk that you can't get it up. I have never met a woman who finds that to be impressive.
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